Archive for the ‘Crabs’ Category

I am a crab murderer.


2011
09.07

Remember how I said that The Coach bought me some new crabs? Remember the red one I named “Rand II.” Yeah, dead already. Now, I am fairly certain this one is not my fault. He didn’t look so hot at the pet store, but the kid said, “Oh, no. He’s fine. Look, he moved.” Yeah, well, poop on you pet store guy. We put him in the tank on Sunday, along with Marx II and Mr. Smith. When I went in Tuesday morning, he had lost a claw. Tuesday afternoon: Dead. All the other crabs are still doing well. One of the original ones is holed up in the coconut hut with Mr. Smith, their little claws sticking out the top. Marx II dug a hole in the sand and is curled up next to the heater, right under the water bowl. Oh well. Apparently, as one of my philosopher friends said, Objectivism is really, really dead.

And now there is a mass grave (of hermit crabs) in the planter outside my front door.

The List: Week of September 5


2011
09.05

Well, would you look at that? We have reached the third week of the semester. By the end of this week, we’ll be about one-fifth of the way through the semester — if you don’t count the last three final exam days. At this point in the semester, all of my second-year tenure-track friends are going slightly crazy because they are working on their first review portfolios. It’s insane, having those due to the committee by mid-September. I survived it and they will too, but I can’t help but feel like we’re hazing them. {Sigh} In other news, I managed to kill another crab (HOW???) so The Coach and I spent a good part of Sunday afternoon redoing the crabitat and adding new members to The Crab Nation. Now we have Citizen, Marx II, Rand II, and Mr. Smith. For the record, The Coach wanted to call the last crab Adam (as in Adam Smith), but I thought that might make TQE slightly crabby.  Gratuitous crab picture follows:

Yeah, I’m crabby too.
Meet Rand II. Let’s hope he lives longer than Rand the First.

And now, for last week’s totals:

  • Hours worked, Monday – Sunday: 61
  • Hours dedicated to teaching: 30
  • Hours dedicated to research: 16.75
  • Hours dedicated to service: 0
  • Hours dedicated to administrative tasks: 10
  • Hours dedicated to other stuff:4.25*
  • Ratio, teaching | research | service | administration | other: 49 | 28 | 0 | 16 | 7
  • Hours tagged as “Meetings”: 2.5
  • Number of Emails in my Inbox as of 7:47 a.m. this morning: 60
  • Hours spent at the driving range: 0
  • Days worked without a break: 7
  • Likelihood that I’ll be working on Labor Day: 100 percent

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Well that didn’t happen


2011
08.12

Sure, I’m late. I took the Lloyd.
The sticker might be old, but it sure is accurate.

Things just aren’t going my way. You’ll remember that I had actually scheduled today to be a lazy, hang out around the house in my jammies kind of day. Yeah, that so didn’t happen. Instead, I’m sitting here in my office eating a nasty veggie pizza from one of the only places open on campus, looking at my to-do list for the next two weeks, and gritting my teeth in anguish. My already crowded to-do list just got blindsided by a new campus initiative — one that is needed, I’ll admit, but just so poorly timed that I want to cry because I’ll have to cram two semesters’ worth of work into one because I’ll be on sabbatical in the spring.

In order to fit all this new stuff onto my calendar, I came to the office to finish writing syllabi (two down, one to go) and to meet with a new minor. But before I even got here, my day started acting like it was possessed by the spirit of Friday the 13th. No clean towels. Clancy accident on the floor. Favorite bra in the dirty clothes. No shaving cream.

And then, of course, I stepped in cat barf.

Thanks to the endless construction on the Lloyd and the fact that I couldn’t get Clancy out from under the bed or Birdie in from the backyard — damned stubborn Jack Russells, anyhow — I ended up being late for the meeting with my student.

And now this nasty pizza. Seriously? Learn to make crust, would you?

You’ll have to excuse me if I’m a little cranky. Yesterday when I learned about the demise of my fall free time, I went home and curled up in a ball on my bed while watching three hours of 80’s sitcoms.  I used to be a happy pessimist (so says The Coach), but these days I’m starting to feel like a curmudgeon.

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Chalk This Up Under …


2011
08.05

Things I Have Never, Ever Bought Before

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Because Eight Wasn’t Enough …


2011
08.04

<<< “That’s Marx with an ‘x’ thank you very much.”

 As you well know, The Traveling Ph.D. is crazy about critters. If she lived out in the country, she would have a chicken coop, a few bunnies, two guinea pigs (named Inca and Cola), and a wild Mustang rescued from the increasingly tamed West. She’d also have a collie named Blue and a rescue greyhound, but that’s beside the point. After all, The Traveling Ph.D. tends to be an urban dweller and her house is already packed to the roof with doggies and kitties, oh my!

The other day, however, The Traveling Ph.D. became the proud owner of a hermit crab named Citizen Snips. He (she?) was a present from a graduate student — a thank you gift for heading up her thesis committee. You see, The Traveling Ph.D. has a fish tank in her office, one that has remained empty since the demise of Huey P. the Second. Although The Coach has promised to purchase another Huey P., he’s been distracted by football and track and mock trial kids and never has time to visit his wife’s office. 

Thus, First Ever Thesis Student wanted The Traveling Ph.D. to put something in that darned tank. Thus, the crab. And because The Traveling Ph.D. does nothing small, Citizen Snips now has two friends — Marx and Rand. They are cohabitating in a 5 gallon aquarium on the corner of the desk in her University office because Sheldon Cooper Ph.D. felt that he should have crabs for dinner even though The Traveling Ph.D. tried to explain to him that these crabs didn’t actually come out of the water so they probably wouldn’t be very tasty.  

The fish tank, alas, is still empty.