Archive for May, 2010

From Famine Monuments to Bog Bodies,
Musical Tributes to a Secret Garden


2010
05.28

Iveagh Gardens, Dublin
This picture reminds me a little of The Secret Garden

May 20, 2010: 6:05 GMT|DST

Dear Grandma,

I wish I had brought a pedometer with me because today I walked almost the entire length of the Dublin Visitors’ Map, starting at Connolly Station and ending up at Iveagh Gardens. I felt my first blister pop a little after 4 p.m. as I was headed to Pearse Station to catch the DART back to Dún Laoghaire. Tonight, I will definitely be soaking my feet in that lovely bathtub.

The day started out leisurely enough. Although I had my clock set for 8 a.m., the sunlight started streaming into my room around six this morning. I took my time getting ready, watching the news on the BBC. The world’s a mess: the continued problem with the BP oil spill, violence in Thailand, financial issues in Greece. Unlike my trips to Mexico and Peru where I could ignore the news because I don’t speak Spanish, I didn’t really have an excuse to “drop out” of the world while here in Ireland – although I will admit that the only reason I turned on the news was to see if the Icelandic volcano had flared up again. I also took a nice long bubble bath (TMI, I know, but I love taking baths and The Coach broke our tub more than a year ago) before fixing some tea and heading out to the DART station. Unfortunately, I hit the commuter rush, so I had to stand all the way into the city.

As usual, my negative sense of direction got me lost when I got off the train at Connolly Station. I knew I didn’t want to walk towards the spire, so I wandered off in the opposite direction. When that didn’t work, I aimed for the Custom House because I knew from studying the map that the famine memorial was nearby. When I finally found the memorial, I was moved beyond words – and practically to tears. Flowers at the feet of the statues. Palm Sunday leaves inserted into the hands of the figures. A bow tied to the dog. All of this – as well as a famine ship further down the river – ironically located in the shadow of the financial district.

The statues seem so small, but the message is so big. I am fairly certain that the famine is why my ancestors came to America. After all, both of my grandmothers had Irish maiden names [1] – confirmed by a quick computer search during my visit to the National Museum.

Bicycle Stand in the Docklands
An excellent form of mass transit!

After spending a while thinking deep thoughts about potential genocide and the evils of monoculture, I made my way down the river towards the Sean O’Casey Bridge. Walking across this pedestrian footbridge – called the “Quiver on the River” by my tour book – is supposed to be a big deal. Uh, yeah. It sure didn’t shake while I was walking across it, but I’m glad I went that way because I ran into the cool bike stand shown above. Apparently, there are 40 of these dublinbike stations scattered throughout the city. What an environmentally correct form of mass transit, although I’d hate to be riding one of these in a downpour [2]!

Once I crossed the bridge, I headed towards the Royal Canal, looking for – but never finding – the Lineman statue. I turned around somewhere near the Samuel Beckett Bridge, backtracking towards Windmill Lane – home of U2’s recording studio in the 1980s. It took me a while to find it because it wasn’t on the map and because the street names were not posted on the buildings near the river. Eventually, I decided just to turn down a bunch of side streets until I found one that had a series of apartment houses with “windmill” in their names. At first, I wasn’t sure I was in the right place because the houses were rather sterile looking, but after I turned the corner I hit the motherload of graffiti.

So, here I was, taking pictures of the graffiti, with people staring at me. Now, surely I cannot be the only U2 fan who has been down there before – I mean, the graffiti had exploded! It was up and down both sides of the street and around another bend in the road. Since I couldn’t find the sign for 4 Windmill Lane, I shot a lot of pictures on both sides of the street, thinking that I could just look up the building when I got home [3]. I did think about wandering back down to the Hanover Quay to see the new U2 studios, but the tour book indicated that the construction wouldn’t be done until 2011, so I didn’t bother. Besides, I prefer the U2 music of my youth to their newer stuff so it just seemed appropriate to focus on the old studio.

Graffiti on Windmill Lane
Where U2 recorded in the 1980s

After that short trip down memory, err, Windmill Lane, I wandered back to the City Quay so I could take a picture of the Seamen’s Memorial before heading to the National Museum. Along the way, I found a great “Pick up your dog shit” sign in Irish (Gaeilge). Apparently, however, people do not read the signs because three blocks later I nearly stepped in a pile. Luckily, I was warned off by a guy with a great accent who called out to me as I walked past – “Mind the dog shit, ma’am.”

I also passed Nichol’s Undertakers as I walked down Lombard Street. Don’t ask me why it’s relevant, but it was marked on my tourist map with a JJ designation. Apparently, I need to read Ulysses or Dubliners or something because I sure didn’t catch on to many of the James Joyce references [4].

It took me a while, but I eventually found Kildare Street, passed up the opportunity to see a Yeats exhibition at the National Library, and turned into the National Museum. My friend and neighbor, P., an author and Irish expert, told me I had to go the museum to see the gold – and how could I turn down her advice?

Sidebar: The good news about Dublin is that there is a lot of free stuff to do. The National Museums are all free, plus there are wonderful green spaces. Of course, some things cost money – going to see the Book of Kells is going to cost you €9 – but the only money I spent on this particular day was on food, postcards, and a book of Irish folk tales [5].

Enter The Traveling Ph.D., the inadvertent rule breaker. I walked into the joint, picked up the brochure, and flipped through it to see if I could take pictures in the Museum. No provisos, no cautions, no clip art of a camera with a big red cross through it. Thinking it was safe, I whipped out my camera and squeezed off seven pictures including one of the reconstructed passage tomb and one of the huge longboat found in County Galway before I saw the “No Photography” sign hidden in a corner. No wonder people were giving me dirty looks. Now, I was never officially busted, although I later witnessed a guard tell some Japanese tourists to put away their camera after he caught them taking pictures of the zodiac mosaic on the floor of the gift shop.

Things I saw that were rather cool:

A gold torc found on an eroding beach in 2001;

The Loughnashade Trumpet and the Tara Broach;

Ear spools that looked like little snuff boxes that were filled with gold pellets that would jangle lightly when the wearer shook his (her?) head; and

Bone skates from the Viking era.

Ancient Ireland was dominated by a culture of warrior kings. I found this out when I entered the “kingship and sacrifice room” which held the remains of four bodies – or parts of bodies – in various states of disrepair. These are the bog bodies which, according to the National Museum of Ireland, “offer the public an opportunity to come ‘face-to-face’ with their ancient ancestors.” In some cases, that’s really just face-to-hand, such as the poor fellow who was decapitated. Display signs told me that human sacrifices were made to the god Crom Dubh; that they were often made during the harvest festival of Lughnasa as a way of securing fertility for kings and fields; and that bogs are really good at preserving dead bodies [6].

I’m just going to come right out and say it: Ick!

I suspect I will dream about leather-like hands reaching out for me in the night. However, it wasn’t creepy enough to keep me from eating my lunch right after viewing the bodies. Well, the café was right next to the sacrifice room, my feet were sore, and I was hungry [7].

After lunch, I did spend some time looking around the Viking exhibit before moving on to greener pastures – St. Stephen’s Green, that is. It was a beautiful day outside even though it was slightly muggy and the park was crowded with children playing, businessmen out for an afternoon march (not a stroll, mind you, a march), and couples on benches and blankets, completely caught up in each other. I walked the perimeter of the park, taking a few pictures of the Fusiller’s Arch. I wasn’t close enough to see the bullet holes from the 1916 uprising although the tour book swears that they exist. I also got a few shots of the James Joyce statue, which turned out to be a rather disappointing bust on a short pillar.

I wanted to get away from the crowds, so I thought I’d go over to Iveagh Gardens. Now, the map made it look like the gardens were easy to find; after all, they are located just across the street from St. Stephen’s Green. My tour book also touted the gardens as the place to go, saying that they were not very crowded. Well, I know why people don’t go to Iveagh Gardens: It’s extremely hard to find a way in! I had to walk around the National Concert Hall and head down another street until I found a little gate in that let me into the back of the park.

I will say it was worth the struggle. Ivy and moss, trees and headless statues, a waterfall and a maze – it all reminded me of a secret garden. I took my time, taking pictures and just sitting on a bench watching a little kid chase pigeons (Exasperated Mom: “Felix! One day those pigeons are going to gang up and attack you!). It was peaceful and I only wished that I had thought to bring along a bottle of water and a book.

You can only watch misbehaving kids for so long before it gets a little boring, so I snapped a couple pictures of the fountain (i.e., giant bird bath for seagulls) before finding a gate that let me out into the Concert Hall’s parking lot. I headed back into St. Stephen’s Green so I could say that I walked around the entire park and I’m so glad I did. At the northeast corner was another powerful statue, succinctly named “Famine.” I have to say it was probably the most compelling figure on the entire green.

As you can guess, I was pretty tired, fairly sticky (and stinky), and definitely footsore by this point, so I headed back to Pearce Station, walking past the heavily guarded offices of the Taoiseach [8] to get back to the station. As usual, my sense of direction (and, apparently, my ability to read) failed me and I ended up getting on the DART going the wrong way. D’oh! I changed to the right train at Connolly Station and soon found myself watching a crazed soccer team celebrating their victory. After I popped off the train, I stopped for a cup of coffee and sat outside of Insomnia watching little girls in tutus dance around the patio while their mothers chatted.

The rest of my evening was fairly uneventful – eating salmon in an excellent dill sauce, drinking Guinness, watching yachts race through the Dublin Bay, reading Irish folk tales, and messing up the window in my hotel room (but that’s a story for another day).

Love,
Your Granddaughter

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Crashing Along the Shore


2010
05.26

Sunrise over the Pier at Dún Laoghaire
Taken my last day in Ireland 

May 19, 2010: Late evening …

Dear Grandma,

After taking a well deserved nap, I headed out to explore Dún Laoghaire. It’s definitely a resort type of town: the yacht club; a couple high dollar, err, I mean euro, restaurants down by the shore; a huge promenade leading from the hotel to the piers. My goal was to walk out on the east pier, then find this place called Teddy’s that was supposed to have legendary ice cream. I was successful in my first task, but not so much with the second. I walked to where the map said the ice cream place was, but all I found was the People’s Park with its cute little fountain and children playing on swings.

So, I wandered down the east pier, stopping to take pictures of boats and boys fishing, an Irish Setter [1], the lighthouse(s) and the anemometer (the original one was installed in 1852). The day was sunny and the pier was crowded, both with people and little black flies, so I poked my head through the way and found myself a hiding spot. Sitting on a rock, I watched as the Irish Sea crashed green and black along the rocky backside of the pier. It was peaceful sitting there, in the slight cool breeze. The wall to my back was a surprising sound dampener; no longer could I hear the people walking down the pier. I was alone with my thoughts, something that doesn’t happen much at home …

… And, I enjoyed that very much.

I probably could have sat out there until the sun went down, but I found myself wanting a warm cup of tea. Eventually, I headed back up to the hotel, finding a convenience store along the way so I could buy a few goodies for the room: water, McVitie’s (a type of fruit shortcake with little currants in it), and a black currant Ribena. What can I say? I like the flavor of currants, but you rarely see them in the States.

I ended up eating dinner in the hotel’s bar so I could use the free wi-fi to email my husband. Fish and chips, with some of the best tartar sauce I have ever had. I pulled out my tourist map and started making plans for Thursday, wondering how I would ever see enough of Dublin in the three days I had remaining in my trip [2].

Some other random thoughts:

  • I had to laugh when I saw the advertisement for Monday Night Football on Sky Sports – although it felt a little surreal to see soccer players running all over the screen.
  • Globalization has brought some of the worst American ideas to Europe. I saw an ad for something called a “Fajita Fix” at KFC. It was a tortilla wrapped around deep fried chicken strips covered in Mexican toppings. Nasty.
  • Flipping through the business magazine in my room, I found a two-page editorial arguing for a rollback in the minimum wage. I bet *that’s* going to have some nasty debate in the Dáil [3].

And now, I must be off to bed. Otherwise, I’ll never get up in the morning!

Love,
Your Granddaughter

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Mishaps with Maps
and Other Irish Misadventures


2010
05.25

The Piers at Dún Laoghaire
The National Yacht Club is located here

May 19, 2010: Noon, GMT | DST

Dear Grandma,

After a few errors in judgment, I have finally made it to my hotel in Dún Laoghaire. Right now, I am sitting in the hotel restaurant, drinking a cup of tea and waiting for my cheeseburger and chips to arrive; I am killing time until my room is ready for me. I am in desperate need of a shower. I stink and I can feel the grease building up in my hair. I could also use a nap – an error in judgment, I am sure – but seeing how I am only accountable to myself on this vacation, I know I’ll end up nesting in the pillows on my bed before the afternoon is through.

*****

I’m getting ahead of myself here, so let me backtrack a little bit. We made it out of the Atlanta Airport on time and I found myself sitting next to two college students from Hope College – a college in Michigan, not too far from my own undergraduate alma mater. The girls were on their way to meet up with a student tour and I had seen them running around the airport earlier in the day. In fact, we had chatted about Atlanta’s evil wi-fi service and the fact that the Dublin flight wasn’t listed on the big board. I suspect that they were just as worried as I was about the ash cloud ruining their vacation.

They managed to conk out before the first movie was finished. Lucky girls.

Sitting to the right of me was a family of four – parents with their two teenage boys, one of which was a recent high school graduate. They were rather amusing; I could hear all of their sarcastic comments about the ash cloud and the cruddy movie. When Leap Year came on the screen, one of the boys said: “Heck Mom, we could have rented the movie and saved ourselves the trouble of a trip.”

*****

Delta’s on-board practices were not very humane. Unlike my previous trips across the pond on NWA (all three of them) or my trip down to Peru on Continental, the Delta folks left the cabin lights on through two movies. That’s more than four hours into the trip! They were also loud as hell, going up and down the aisles with the duty free cart, calling out “Duty Free! Duty Free!” I guess I should have bought some sleeping pills or earplugs or something because it was virtually impossible to sleep on that flight. In fact, it didn’t get quiet until we launched off the eastern seaboard towards Ireland.

Let’s just say, I am glad that my flight to New Zealand will probably be on Continental.

*****

I will say that immigration control in Dublin is much easier than going through immigration in Mexico or Peru (or the US for that matter). The disembarkment card only asked for your name, birthday, citizenship, and address for your stay in Ireland. This is completely different than the cards I’ve filled out in the southern hemisphere which asked for just about everything but your mama’s shoe size. The room is cozy: the booths are paneled with warm wood, the questions are minimal, and the visa stamped into your passport is green. Aside from the fact that the Grocery Store Corollary seemed to apply (“The shortest line will always have the longest wait”), the whole process was fairly simple.

*****

Getting to the hotel, however, did give me a few fits. I never did figure out where the Patton Flyer (the shuttle which, theoretically, runs out to Dún Laoghaire) was parked. I asked around, but no one seemed to know what I was talking about. Then the Dublin bus folks – the ones with the €6 shuttle – said that they had a bus that ran out to the coast but it wouldn’t be leaving for another hour. My sleep-deprived brain refused to believe that I would be standing outside the airport for another hour, so I whipped out my tour book [1] and consulted the map. I determined that I could catch a direct bus into the Busaras for €6, hop on the Luas tram to Connolly Station and grab the DART train to Dún Laoghaire. Sounds simple, right?

Well, no. First, I didn’t have a “real” map – just a schematic of the Luas tram and DART train lines. So, I was rather puzzled when I got off at the Busaras and couldn’t find the Luas station. It turns out that while the bus station and the tram stop share the same name, they are actually a couple of blocks apart. No big deal. I got directions from a bus driver, found the tram stop and bought my fare.

And then I realized that I should have read the sign at the end of the tram stop.

Yeah, I wasted a couple Euros on tram fare. You see, the Connolly stop was closed for construction. In retrospect, I should have bought a real map before I started out on this trip because it was only about five minutes to the Connolly station once I figured out which direction to walk in (this time, I just followed the tram tracks). Furthermore, the tram and the train don’t meet up perfectly – in fact, the system in Dublin reminds me a lot of the El and Metra in Chicago. You have to buy tickets for each system and the stops are never truly connected.

Once I got into Connolly Station, I still had to ask three different people for directions: the cleaning guy told me how to get to the ticket stand, the ticket lady told me what fare to buy and when the train was leaving, and the information stand because I couldn’t figure out where the DART platform was located. Sigh.

Don’t judge me. I was operating on less than two hours of sleep.

Eventually, I found myself settled into a seat on the train, which headed out of the city centre and down the coast. The train was a little slow and definitely clanky – it was obviously an older one – but the sky was blue and the sea was amazing. Mudflats as far as the eye could see, with seabirds pecking at tidal pools and mist rising off the water. It would have been almost mystical, except for the terrible smell around Booterstown [2].

By the time I got to Dún Laoghaire, I was fading fast. My mind was blurry and I wasn’t quite sure where the hotel was located. Plus, I was very glad that I had followed TQE’s Packing Maxim (“Only pack what you can carry”) because I had to haul my suitcase up the stairs at the DART station [3]. Fortunately, my hotel was hosting an art auction and there were signs and arrows all over the place.

*****

By the way, this hotel is amazing – much better than I ever expected, considering the fact that I booked it for 50 percent off on Expedia.com. The Royal Marine Hotel was built in 1828, but closed in 2004 for a major overhaul. According to their website, Queen Victoria ate a 16 course breakfast here [4]. Perhaps more interesting is the fact that Laurel and Hardy stayed at the hotel in the 1950s.

My room – which was ready before I finished eating my burger – is incredible. It’s the largest room I’ve had in a European hotel AND it has both a shower and a bathtub. It’s on the sixth floor, looking out over the sea. I can’t wait to go out to the pier, but first, a shower and then a nap.

Love,
Your Granddaughter

P.S. — The Irish take their tea very seriously. When I ordered lunch, I was expecting a paper cup of hot water and a tea bag. What I got was a pot of tea, a pitcher of cold milk, a dish of brown sugar cubes, and tea biscuits. My room also came with a hot pot, tea bags, brown sugar (what we call raw sugar) and biscuits. I think I’m going to love this place.

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Eire: Leaving on a Jet Plane …


2010
05.25

Martello Tower at Sandycove, just up the coast from Dún Laoghaire
James Joyce spent a week here while writing Ulysses

May 18, 2010: 4:15 p.m. EST

Dear Grandma,

I am a little over three hours into a six hour layover at the Atlanta airport. It’s early enough that my flight has yet to be posted to the big board of arrivals & departures, but I am growing confident that I might make it to Éire as long as the unpronounceable volcano simmers down. The Coach’s previous text said that the flight was listed as being on time. Well, it’s not like I can actually check it on my own – TQE was right when he said the Atlanta Airport’s wi-fi is wonky as hell. The network registers on my iTouch, but nothing will actually update, so I just gave up and shoved it into my backpack.

So, I did what you are supposed to do when stuck in an airport – I went to a bar and nursed a $7 beer for an hour, a beer that was more expensive than the Big Mac that I bought in the Terminal E food court. I went to the bookstore and bought a book [1] – and I’m already on page 162. I did bring another book with me – one of women’s travel writing – but it’s a lot denser and more than a tad pretentious which makes my brain hurt when all I really what to do is take a nap. However, sleeping in the airport is probably a bad thing to do, considering how I want to be super sleepy when I climb aboard the airplane tonight. I’m going to be spending seven hours on that flight – and I have hopes of spending some time exploring tomorrow, even if it’s just around Dún Laoghaire. I have a hankering to see the James Joyce Museum [2] and stroll along the piers if the weather’s not too dreary. The Royal Marine Hotel (where I am staying) also has a spa, so I might even take a mud bath or something [3]. After all, the key point of this trip is to relax. In fact, I’m not planning the rest of my trip until I wake up on Thursday morning.

The best thing about traveling alone is the fact that I don’t have to keep someone else’s schedule. Sure, I’ve been on research trips by myself, but this will be my first even solo vacation – a vacation where I am accountable only to myself. And, everyone knows that I have been due a trip to Ireland for more than seven years now as a reward for finishing my dissertation. All I know is that I don’t want to be like the woman seated behind on the flight to Atlanta – the one who has never been anywhere because she’s afraid to go alone. “Be brave,” I wanted to say. “If you have to wait for a man to take you somewhere, you might wait forever.”

Love,
Your granddaughter

Update, 6:15 p.m. – My flight has finally made the big board. I’m going to Ireland! I can’t wait to get on the plane; it’s incredibly cold in the Atlanta Airport with all of this canned air conditioning. I thought about putting on my fleece, but I don’t want to get used to being warm just in case I didn’t pack the right clothes for Dublin.

Random Things from the Atlanta Airport:

  • I noticed a little wall exhibit which talked about all the things that are illegal to bring back to the United States. Included in this exhibit – a framed butterfly collection. I nearly bought one of those in Peru a couple years ago; now I’m glad I didn’t.
  • I overheard a woman trying to explain the location of New Mexico to another American: “It’s between Arizona and Texas.” Sigh. Really, are we that stupid?
  • The pilot from the flight to Madrid came out and chatted up his passengers before they boarded. The basic content of his message: “If you see a pilot sitting in the back of the plane, don’t worry. We have another pilot in reserve.” Weird.

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Off to Eire – I Hope


2010
05.17

I had every intention of republishing some of my older blog entries while I was in Ireland this week, but unfortunately, I have run out of time. It’s 9:31 and I still need to pay bills and finish packing. My plants did make it into the ground, but my bedroom floor is far from finished. My poor husband will have to sleep in the spare room while I am gone — but at least he will have more room in our teensy tiny spare bed.

I’d be lying to you if I said I’d post everyday from the road. I’m not taking my computer or my netbook. In fact, I am only taking an iTouch — and that is so I can Skype my husband from wi-fi hot spots around Dublin. Hopefully, the ash cloud from the unpronounceable Icelandic volcano will continue to dissipate, leaving the space over the airport clear for my arrival on Wednesday morning. If not, you’ll hear about it …

UPDATE: As of 7:30 a.m., my flight is still a go. Keeping my fingers crossed …

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Boot Camp for Writers


2010
05.14

Peru, March 2009

Editor’s Note: I apologize in advance for any typos in this entry. I didn’t really have time to proofread it. — MT

As I told you previously, I have spent this last week locked up in a room with approximately twenty of my colleagues, in something akin to a writers’ boot camp. We have short seminars each morning and discussions around the lunch table. We’ve talked about free writing, publication strategies, and revision. We’ve commented on readers’ remarks – and how we handle them. But, mostly we write for hours at a time.

No wonder my brain hurts.

Today, our morning started with an assignment – one where we are supposed to take our projects and do something called “Provocative Revision.” Our seminar instructor gave us four different techniques: limiting, adding, switching, and transforming. I’ve decided to latch onto the last one of those strategies – transformation. The general idea is to take your essay or article and transform it into a different form. It can be a poem, a dialogue a Power Point or photo essay, a promotional brochure.

Me, I’ve already started writing my article from a Power Point essay, so I’m already doing transformative revision. I’m taking what was essentially a presentation aimed at high school and college students and making it into an academic article. The original piece was a mixture of concepts and my spin on the policy process as related to ecotourism – combined with a bit of travelogue. It had photos and quotes, a blurb from my former blog, and information taken from a few academic articles and the UN website.*

Now, I am taking my article in progress and transforming it into a blog entry. Sounds fun, right? {Okay, maybe fun for me, but not fun for you? Who knows?}

The obvious place to start is to talk a bit about my project. In case you don’t remember, I am going to New Zealand in January to work on a project related to the politics of New Zealand’s antinuclear movement. I even received a chunky grant from my University to help fund the trip. But, I’m also going to be presenting a conference paper at the Seventh International Conference on Environmental, Cultural, Economic and Social Sustainability. The title of my paper: Is Ecotourism an Ethical Form of Environmentally Sustainable Development? A Comparative Case Study of the Galapagos, Uros, and Taquile Islands.

This week, I’ve been working on the paper and it has exploded. I’ve gotten far, far away from the ethical questions that should be at the heart of this paper and have been focusing on an institutional analysis of ecotourism policies from the international to the local levels. So far, I have researched the various definitions of ecotourism, the international “governing documents” related to ecotourism, and found links for the national level policies in Peru and Ecuador. Sadly, the Peruvian information is in Spanish, so that’s going to take a bit of time to plod through. And, as for a definition of ecotourism, I ended up chucking it for the broader definition of sustainable tourism.

Still interested? Keep reading after the break …

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Retrospective: Cognitive Dissonance


2010
05.12

White Trash Cafe, Nashville
Now Closed, Damn it! 

Nashville Road Trip, October 2007: This weekend’s trip was really quite the study in cognitive dissonance, from start to finish. The Coach and I headed out on Saturday morning and made our first stop at the birthplace of Jefferson Davis. For those of you who have forgotten your Civil War history, ol’ Jeff Davis was the first president of the CSA. The cabin that Davis was born in is long gone; a church sits atop the old homestead. Next door, however, is this Kentucky State Park with a memorial that resembles the Washington Monument. We paid the $4 to see the museum, learned that the construction project took quite some time, and discovered that some people are *still* trying to rewrite history. Scattered among the books in the gift store were items like The South was Right and Myths of American Slavery. Looking at the gift store, full of Confederate flags and books like these, it would be easy to write this place off as being idiotic and full of crackpots. Yet … the girls who were working the front desk were incredibly nice and polite. Go figure.

Our final comment on the place? If the Confederacy had won, would the Jeff Davis monument be taller than the Washington Monument?

Our second stop on the trip was at the Trail of Tears Commemorative Park in Hopkinsville, Kentucky. Honestly, we didn’t know this place existed until I read an essay by Sarah Vowell that talked about her trip through the same area. As we drove into Hopkinsville, we saw this sign:

The location of this sign was a bit problematic. We turned into the driveway located right in front of it, only to discover a bunch of abandoned, run down buildings. Obviously, this was not the right place. I managed to turn Sally around, pulled back out on the main road, and found the actual park. After talking to the lady who runs the Trail of Tears site, we learned that they are planning to move their interpretive center up the street — to the place with the run-down buildings. In some ways, that’s a bit troublesome to me because the grave sites of two Indian chiefs are located at the current site. I’m not going to comment much about the rest of our visit to this site; I’m just going to say that it was a depressing place to visit but the weather was beautiful. Ah, there’s that cognitive dissonance again.

The Coach and I headed into Nashville and stopped at the White Trash Cafe for lunch. This place is f*cking awesome. (2010 update: And now closed, damn it!) It had good, cheap food; we both ordered the “Meat plus 3″ which was only $7.50. It had a funky atmosphere. It had a hysterical waiter. Seriously, if you ever end up in Nashville, this place is worth a visit. It’s certainly unique. :-D

By then, we were dog tired, so we checked into our funky airport hotel. That was another moment of cognitive dissonance. One expects airport hotels to be quite sterile, right? Well, the Hotel Preston is anything but. You can have goldfish and lava lamps sent to your room; you can order milk and cookies for a late night snack; and there’s even a “pillow menu.” The price was right ($99), the service was fairly decent, and the parking was free.

After The Coach napped for a while, we decided to go to Opry Mills. I wanted to see the Gibson Showcase, we wanted to check out the movie offerings, and we thought it might be pretty cool to eat in The Aquarium Restaurant. The whole place is a monument to American consumerism. As some of you might know, this mall is located on top of the site of a former amusement park. All that’s left of the park is that hunk of rock shown at the top of this blog entry. (Yeah, that’s part of the Grizzly River Rampage if you really care.) Now, I had been to Opryland USA when I was really small, right after it opened. All I really remember about the trip is that my grandfather had a heat stroke. Yet, it still bothers me that people would rather shop than ride roller coasters.

I’m not a mall person, so the whole Opry Mills thing was a bit obnoxious. The movies were expensive, the stores were huge, and the most entertaining thing I saw was a little girl climbing the rock wall in a sporting goods store. The Aquarium was interesting, but it’s a little creepy to eat fish while being stared at by fish. {LOL} The stingray place, however, was really bothersome. Here’s this giant tank where people can pay money to feed the rays. Of course, the tank is all concrete and glass; there’s no sand or anything for the rays to bury themselves in. That depressed me, but then, zoos tend to depress me as well.

The worst part about Opry Mills? The Coach and I were primed for a record store. I mean, this is a huge mall and it is located in the Music City, right? We walked into the mall under these signs — signs that are so large that you can read them from the Briley:

 Now, wouldn’t you expect that the mall would have a record store? Yeah, uh no. We asked at the information desk. The record store had gone out of business. Now that, my friends, is mind boggling to me.

Retrospective:
No Heaven. No Hell. Just Science.


2010
05.11

Cincinnati Region, 2007: It’s been a while since I visited the Creation Museum outside of Cincinnati, but I wanted to write about it in my blog. I’ve been annoyed about the museum ever since I went there. Now, granted, I may not be the most unbiased judge of the value of this museum. According to the film that my friend forced me to sit through, apparently all professors, teachers, and scientists are biased against creationism which keeps us from seeing God’s hand at work. [Ahem ... and the people who believe in creationism are not biased? Let's talk about hypocrisy.]

Others have blogged about this museum. I’m sure that a Google search will turn up lots of stuff about the place. So I’m not going to write about the dinosaurs gallivanting with the children, the very odd fact that Adam was really a Ken doll, or the annoying lines (and let me tell you, that place was packed). I’m not going to talk about the name of the bookstore, even though I found the concept of the Dragon Hall bookstore to be … well … not really biblically correct. I will tell you that the place had these great flyers with a gorgeous rendering of the Tree of Life — but then they didn’t bother to put this great art on anything in the bookstore. And postcards? Forget about it. They didn’t sell them.

I can tell you that the first movie was really obnoxious. I was already annoyed by the fact that I had been standing in line for over an hour (1/2 hour to get tickets into the museum, another 40 or so minutes waiting to see the crappy film). Once you get into the theatre, you sit in these great seats. At least, they felt great until they started shaking and squirting water in your face. WTF? I ended up hacking and coughing during all of Noah’s flood because the water kept squirting me in the mouth while I was laughing. Ugh.

Yes, the museum stayed on message: Culture bad. God good. Science bad. Creationism good. Knowledge bad. Religion good. Critical thinking bad. Unrelenting stupidity good. Man bad. Dinosaurs good. Oh wait, did they ever say dinosaurs were good? No. But they must be good for the bottom line because they were everywhere.

Originally Published: July 14, 2007

Writing.


2010
05.10

This week, I’ll be trapped in a writing lab with 26 of my colleagues. Yes, I am attending the second annual Scholarly Writing Institute where I will be working on the paper that I will be presenting at the Sustainability Conference in New Zealand next January. I’m looking forward to some uninterrupted writing time — and the extra cash which will be used to fund my trip to Dublin (Ireland, not Ohio). I have to say that I attended this institute last summer and managed to crank out about half of a new article on the dead zones in the Gulf of Mexico and the Baltic Sea. It really is helpful!  To keep you entertained, I will be republishing some of my favorite blog entries. Stay tuned: Tomorrow you will be reading my reaction to the Creation Museum.

Finished – Well, Almost


2010
05.10

Dear Readers,

I swore to myself when I reinvented my online persona — the traveling ph.d. sounds so much cooler than Dr. Disenchanted — that I would not subject my readers to memes, countdowns, or to do lists.

I lied. I can’t help it. I’m addicted to lists.

Lucky for you, I set this list to private when I originally posted it on April 12. Everything’s been crossed off at this point — yippee for summer “vacation” — so I decided to make it public. Feel free to see how crazy my life has been over the past four weeks.

Enjoy!
MT

Crazy list after the break

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