Archive for June, 2011

Feeling blue … grassy, that is.


2011
06.25

Soaking up the Sun at ROMP
Owensboro, Kentucky

Here I sit, all alone in my office at work, on another lovely summer orientation weekend. This is the second one of the summer and I’ve seen a grand total of five students over the span of four days. I wish I could say that I have been productive during all of the down time, but I’d just be lying. During the first weekend, I ended up reading Wither on my computer while waiting for potential students who never showed up. This weekend? I priced and purchased a new computer {1}. I started reading this odd book, The Windup Girl. I bought four bluegrass albums on iTunes. I might start reading a research book after I write this blog entry.

Yeah, I should try to get motivated instead of daydreaming about my freedom.

I do, however, have an excuse – the River of Music Party, a.k.a., ROMP. I bought our three day passes a long time ago, well before the orientation dates were announced. What can I say? This is the best line up I’ve seen at the bluegrass festival since we moved down here. I’m talking about Steve Martin with Steep Canyon Rangers. Punch Brothers featuring Chris Thile. Emmylou Harris. In all – 24 acts and three after party, all-night jams for only $70! Plus, you can park for free. You can bring in your own food and drinks {2}. You can even bring your well-behaved, human-friendly dog (on a leash, please). And, if you’re so inclined, you can even camp for free. Seriously, that’s one hell of a deal.

But wait, I think I might be getting ahead of myself here.

Steve Martin in all his Bluegrass Glory
ROMP 2011

In a miracle of epic proportions, The Coach and I were both free *all day* on Thursday. Seriously, that almost never happens, so we decided to head down to Owensboro a bit early, with the Moonlite BBQ theme song playing in our collective brains. By 1 p.m., we were hunkered down over our plates of mutton BBQ and other scrumptious goodies from the buffet. By 2:30 p.m., I was curled up in a chair at *$, nonfat latte by my side, research book in hand trying to ignore the fact that The Coach was snoozing – in a coffee shop. At one point, I thought he was going to drop his coaching magazine on the floor.

I’m thinking he would not be a good advertisement for the anti-somnolent power of coffee.

When I decided that I couldn’t stand watching The Coach sleep in public, I made him take me to Books-A-Million – you know, one of the book stores that we don’t have in The ‘Ville because we apparently don’t read in Indiana. That was expensive – we both found books we wanted for “work” reasons. And, of course we spent too much time poking around, mocking the silly treatise written by political pundits who really should know better. That meant that we ended up in the traffic jam from purgatory {3} while making our way over to Yellow Creek Park.

Eventually, though, we managed to park Sally – our Mustang – after a little bit of off-roadin’ through the park. And, wouldn’t you know it – we ran into two of The Coach’s former students, one of whom wrote a play that is being produced in Chicago. The poor girl had been working at a food booth, raising money for her move to Austin (as in, Texas) and was carrying her dinner around with her. I’m fairly certain that her food got cold because The Coach wouldn’t stop talking and let her eat.

NOTE: This would not be the last time we ran into people we knew at the festival: for example, the son of The Coach’s dentist.

The place was packed for the Steve Martin | Steep Canyon Rangers concert. Packed! Of course, we had to sit through all of the opening stuff to get to the main act. First: a group of folks, including a woman from Australia, who attended the jam camp led by Dr. Banjo. Second: Dr. Banjo and his wife. They weren’t bad: the jam group played a modified version of Woody Guthrie’s This Land and I think Dr. Banjo may have produced Steve Martin’s The Crow (although I could be wrong about that).

It was a little after 8 p.m. when Steve Martin and company took the stage – to a standing ovation from the crowd. That’s right. Standing. Ovation. Hadn’t even played a note, but the crowd had obviously caught a rare bird fever {4} even if I didn’t see anyone wearing a hat with an arrow through it. The show was freakin’ awesome. I think I might be half in love with good ol’ Steve Martin.

For those doubters out there (for example, one of my snarky co-workers), Steve Martin is the real deal. He did, after all, win a Grammy for Best Bluegrass Album back in 2009. He’s even appeared on stage at the Grand Ole Opry. Plus, his collaborators on the new album are really excellent, as in I’m going to try to find some of their recordings sans Martin.

P.S. >> This is my favorite song from the new album.

More ROMP to come …

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The Evil Eye


2011
06.22

The Downside of Working at Home: Professor Gets the Evil Eye
Clancy at age 14 (and 10 months)
Taken with a “retro camera” program on an HTC cell phone

A Little Bit of Louisiana …


2011
06.21

One Last Song with the Missus on the Washboard
Dennis Stroughmatt and Creole Stomp
W.C. Handy Blues and BBQ Festival

So, last week, The Coach and I broke out the chairs and headed across the Money Savin’ Bridge to the land of cheap cars, cheaper gas, and — lo and behold — a free music festival. It’s true that we had been to the W.C. Handy Blues and BBQ Festival before, but it was so long ago that I actually had to check my Flickr account to figure out the date. What can I say? Time flies when you work all the time? Or, when you teach every summer?

OMG! I just checked my CV and it’s true. The last time we went to the Blues Festival and to ROMP was five years ago when I had a summer fellowship. Seriously, teaching in the summer is ruining my musical mojo!

Anyways, the last time we went to the festival, we went on a Saturday afternoon and it was hotter than the face of the sun. This time, we were much more strategic: we looked at the schedule for the festival then consulted our Magic 8 Ball The Weather Channel. Lady Luck was in a good mood: a coolish evening (too cool to swim in the pool) with no rain (ha!) coincided with Zydeco Night!

Now, how could we resist a little bit of Louisiana right in our backyard? I’m talking about 15 minute drive — versus hours on end making our way back down towards New Iberia and New Orleans.

So, we got to Henderson, found free parking a couple blocks from the stage, and plunked our chairs down about three rows back — and then it started to rain. Yeah, that’s about like an afternoon in Louisiana too. Fortunately, The Coach brought his umbrella – useful for keeping the iTouch, the cell phones, and the camera dry.

We ended up staying through two groups: Dennis Stroughmatt and Creole Stomp and Terrance Simien & The Zydeco Experience. Interestingly enough, the first group was from “upper Louisiana” — that is, southern Illinois. Who knew that you could find a zydeco group up in our neck of the woods, and a pretty good one at that? As for the second group, well, those folks could put on a show! The crowd up front was diving for throws, folks were dancing to the music, and no one seemed embarrassed at all.

I’m feeling more than a little homesick for the swampy lands.

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The Political Good Will Photo


2011
06.19

Eating Andouille on Zydeco Night
W.C. Handy Blues and BBQ Festival, Henderson, KY

Advice to Candidates: Always eat what your constituents offer you. Always let the media take your photo doing it. It doesn’t matter if you look silly stuffing your face with pie | hot dogs | brain sandwiches, this photo is the one that will make you seem human. That is all.

Oink.


2011
06.17

As Seen in the Meat Display
Fresh Market, Evansville

You know it’s been a pretty lazy, bland, travel-free summer (so far) if one of the highlights of my week was going to the new Fresh Market store. What can I say? I am sick of driving 2 hours whenever I want some decent andouille (or rather, something that kinda’ resembles andouille, but you take what you can get when you live in Yankee-land). The store’s a little pricey, but they had a good sale on green beans and peaches — and in a few weeks, the peaches will be from a local orchard. I also found stroopwafels, but the packaging was completely Americanized. If only they carried salty dropI’d never have to go back to The Netherlands; alas, they only carry the sweet kind (bluck).

In other news: green bean chips are like crack. {drools}

Lazy Summer Weekend


2011
06.13

It’s official: The Coach is finally out of school for the summer. Well, let’s rephrase that – he’s done with academics for the summer. Today? He’s back at the school working with the football team. Oh, did I forget to tell you that he went back to coaching football? They bribed him with free shirts or something.

Anyways, in order to celebrate his (limited) freedom, we spent a lazy weekend around the ‘Ville. It started Friday night with cheap Chinese food, ice cream (sorry, frozen custard) from Culver’s, and an early evening showing of X-Men: First Class — which, in my opinion is the best X-Men move ever! Of course, we then came home and crashed, seeing how we were out late for Thursday’s concert in Indy.

Saturday came and we ran out to get our veggies from the CSA. See that picture up there? That’s them – a sink full of lettuce, kale, and other greens. In fact, all of the veggies were green this week except the carrots, but I digress. We also managed to be successfully served at a local Denny’s — something that has only happened three times since I have lived in this city — before coming home to lounge around in the pool with the air show roaring overhead.  We had thought about going out to the drive-in to see a double header of Super 8 and Fast Five, but postponed it until Wednesday (smaller crowds, cooler temperatures). We ended up watching The Company Men out of the Redbox instead and grilling up some Hebrew National weiners.

Sunday, we had our first “home together too much” argument of the summer when my idiot husband put the dirty ladder back in the pool after I had just finished skimming a bunch of grass and leaves out of it. He made up for his stupidity by taking me out for Greek’s Pizza; he even ordered one withe onions and olives on it (and he hates those things with the passion of a thousand fiery suns). He even bought me a piece of pie at Grand Traverse. For the record, we did get some yardwork done: The Coach mowed the lawn and I eradicated the poison ivy from our back fence (if only the neighbor would do the same).

So, yes, it was lazy. Isn’t that what summer is for?

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Tap, Tap


2011
06.11

Hello … is there anybody out there?

Taps on screen …

Has the social media revolution ended or something? Feeling a bit lonely here.

From the Cheap (Sorta’) Seats


2011
06.10

The Lawn at White River State Park, Indianapolis
Alison Krauss and Union Station with Jerry Douglas

A couple months ago, back when The Coach was still getting out of school in May, I received one of those junk emails that are overly-attracted to my gmail account. Usually, I just delete these things, but the subject line caught my eye. Alison Krauss! Coming Soon to a Venue! Near! You! Now, there are very few people I’m willing to pay good money to see: Tim McGraw, Faith Hill, the Dixie Chicks, and — of course — Alison Krauss {1}. The Coach would add Barry Manilow to that list, but quite honestly, that would make my ears bleed and my brain explode, so let’s not go there.

Anyways, I have loved Alison Krauss ever since I first came across her music in that slightly odd George Clooney movie, Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? When I moved to Louisiana, my friend D. also talked about how much she liked Krauss’ music and pretty soon, I had more than enough CDs to fill every slot in my old car’s six CD changer. What can I say, she’s one of the few singer that I can easily harmonize with when driving down the road {2}. I’ve been trying to go to a concert for years and came close once — when she was going to be in St. Louis — only to have the concert cancelled due to bad weather or something along those lines.

So, when I saw that the tickets were for sale for the first day of our previously schedule vacation, I bought them. I thought we’d drive up to Indy, see the concert then head for Niagara Falls. Of course, the best laid plans … always go right down the crapper, my friends. Our vacation has been shifted backwards, first because I was afraid that The Coach’s passport wouldn’t come in time, and then because he was out of school for 10 “flood days.” That moved his last day of school (for teachers anyways) to, umm, today {3}.

Thus, I had tickets for a concert that The Coach was going to have trouble attending. Fortunately, his principal is a nice guy and let my husband leave work at 10 a.m. on Thursday {4}, so that we could make it to Indianapolis. We started out by going to Shapiro’s Deli, theoretically one of the Top 10 delis in the United States according to USA Today. The restaurant’s motto? “Cook good. Serve generously. Price modestly. People will come.” Well the food is good and the portions are generous, but I wouldn’t say the prices are modest. Well, maybe they’re modest for say, New York City or Chicago, or LA, but not so much for the heartland of America where our economy sucks, but I digress.

For the record, The Coach had turkey and Key Lime pie; I had a reuben and Boston Cream Pie.

We ate. We played around on my phone trying to find out where the VIP parking was for the concert. We became frustrated with the lack of decent information on the White River State Park website (try finding parking on this map).

For the record, the actually concert was — as the dude behind us kept shouting out — “Awesome, just awesome!” Alison Krauss was terrific. Jerry Douglas was great. The opening act — some guy who was on the Sing Off — wasn’t too bad either. And, even those the air was so thick you probably could have swam in it –  as in, steamy enough that Krauss quipped “I’m sweatin’ like a man up here” — the concert last for a long, long time, right through a four song encore. Seriously, her feet must have been sopping wet by the end of the night, thanks to those knee high boots. Phew!

What was disappointing was the venue. I don’t care if Pollstar does rank The Lawn among its Top 100 concert venues in the United States, the staff was completely unprofessional. Let me give you just one example: the clueless security guard. Here we are, sitting on our blanket waiting for the concert to begin when the guy in front of us lights up a cigarette. In a non-smoking venue. At a concert sponsored by the State of Indiana’s 1-800-Quit-Now hotline. Ironic, yeah. Now, this didn’t bother me as much as it bothered the woman in front of us. She actually complained to the security guard who walked past us before the open act started:

Woman (stopping security guard): “Excuse me, that man is smoking.”

Security Guard: “I’m sorry I don’t really know what our policy is about that.”

Woman: “There was a no smoking sign at the entrance.”

That’s it! The guard just looked at the guy, the guy shrugged, and she (the guard) just keep walking. WTF? Seriously? You are going to work security, but you don’t know the policies? Get with the program or get a new job. This wasn’t the only problem we had with the staff not knowing how to do their jobs (a very special thank you goes out to the chick who sent us to the wrong entrance because she didn’t know what a VIP pass was), but it was the most obnoxious one. Plus, to be honest with you, I couldn’t believe the fees on these tickets, which were advertised at $29.50 (really cheap, right?) but had a $10.50 service fee per ticket {5}. And, don’t get me started on fact that the VIP passes were a complete ripoff. I mean, come on – who puts the “VIP Club” behind the stands so you can’t see the stage? I pretty much could have paid for my gas with the money I spent on that VIP pass.

The final judgment? I would pay to see Alison Krauss in concert again, but I sure won’t be returning to The Lawn at White River State any time in the near (or far) future.

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Space Camp, Sorta’


2011
06.07

Saturn V Rocket
U.S. Space and Rocket Center

It started out as just the spark of an idea. “Coach,” I said, “Do you want to go somewhere over the Memorial Day weekend? Maybe we could go to Shiloh or something?”

You’ll notice, however, that this blog entry has pictures of a rocket, not a rusty old cannon. A quick peek at Mapquest smashed that idea. Five hours down, five hours back, mostly back roads through Kentucky and Tennessee, all to drive around a battlefield in 90+ degree weather – yeah, uh, no. Shiloh has been shelved (again), hopefully to be visited one weekend this fall when the skies are crisp & clear and the smell of crushed leaves & apple pies fill the air.

Still, we wanted to go somewhere. I offered St. Louis. The Coach countered with Louisville. I offered Mammoth Cave. The Coach said Marengo Cave. Given the fact that my leg is still messed up, we decided that caving probably wasn’t a smart idea. Then it dawned on me: The Coach has wanted to go to the Huntsville Space Center for about eight years now. Another check of Mapquest uncovered the fact that Huntsville was only a little over four hours away. {1}

LEFT: Saturn V Rocket. IU Ring. At the U.S. Space and Rocket Center, Home of Space Camp. Huntsville, Alabama. May 2011.

So, I finalized our plans and The Coach set the alarm clock to go off before the butt-crack of dawn. Originally, we were going to be out the door by 5 a.m., but we got a little off schedule – mostly because The Coach didn’t bother to wake me up until 15 minutes before our scheduled departure time. {Seriously, The Coach would have been a bad astronaut – the man simply cannot meet a timeline.} When we did make it out the door, we had to stop for breakfast in Henderson before heading south down the Pennyrile Parkway – which takes you almost, but not quite to I-24. We made it through Nashville without a hitch (a rarity, let me tell you), then took I-65 south until we got to the last exit in Tennessee. Nuvi, the Garmin Goddess, routed us through Ardmore – a town that is in both Tennessee and Alabama.

Inevitably – seeing how we’re both educational professionals – we spend the rest of the drive to Huntsville wondering if Ardmore had one high school or two. Given the fact that education policy is set at the state level, one would expect that the kids would go to school in two different states. Well today, as I was writing this blog entry, I remembered to look up the answer for The Coach. According to a website for Ardmore High School:

The city of Ardmore is a unique town which is situated across two states, Alabama and Tennessee, and four counties, Limestone (AL), Madison (AL), Giles (TN), and Lincoln (TN). This makes city, county, and state government a very interesting task. To help the town maintain a local school system, the State of Alabama, the Limestone County Board of Education, the Giles County Board of Education, and the Lincoln County Board of Education have an agreement which allows city residents living on the Ardmore, Tennessee side to attend Ardmore High School (with a yearly tuition).

Tennessee folks who are not willing to pay tuition can send their kids off to Elkton Elementary (K-8) or Giles County High School, both of which are in Tennessee. Mystery solved.

After an “OMG” moment just outside of the city where we drove through some tornado damage that happened during the same tornado outbreak that took out a neighborhood in Tuscaloosa, we pulled into the driveway for the U.S. Space and Rocket Center. We paid our entrance fee (slightly reduced thanks to AAA), got our picture taken (we’re such tourists), and made our way up to the Saturn V galley in the Davidson Center for Space Exploration. It was at this point that I learned that Huntsville was originally the Watercress Capitol of the World, although it seems that the city lost that title to New Market, Alabama, sometime in the 1940s. I suspect that Huntsvillians (?) really don’t care: their “new” nickname, The Rocket City, is so much cooler, right?

The whole time I was reading the story of Huntsville (the creation of the Redstone Arsenal during World War II, the importation of German rocket scientists, the dedication of the Marshall Space Flight Center), I kept thinking about this damned book that I assigned to my graduate students. Adams and Balfour’s book uses Operations Overcast and Paperclip {2} to illustrate the problems of administrative evil. {3} For example, there’s this quote from a Mittelbau-Dora survivor at the beginning of Chapter 4: “I should not watch the Apollo mission without remembering that that triumphant walk was made possible by our initiation to inconceivable horror.” Yikes! Such bleak thoughts for what was supposed to be a fun trip! Of course, I mentioned this to The Coach later in the day. His response: “Well, the Russians were doing too.” Apparently, all’s fair when it comes to love and national security concerns. {4}

We spent a lot of time wandering around the Center. The Coach rode the Mission to Mars simulator and the G-Force ride. Me? Not so much. I’ve done those simulators before (at Epcot and at the Kennedy Space Center) and they just make me car sick – and who wants to puke on “vacation,” right? To be honest, it made me slightly queasy just watching the simulator from the outside. {5} We ate lunch, watched an IMAX movie about Hubble in the weirdest IMAX theatre I’ve ever been in, and we tried (unsuccessfully) to land a space shuttle many, many times. I also managed to flip my (virtual) moonbuggy, so it’s safe to say that I may not cut out to be an astronaut – even though my inner child still wants to go to Space Camp.

Yeah, I am such a nerd …

… But, not nearly as nerdy as my husband who bought this tie (or something fairly similar) to wear to work.  

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Now Accepting Visitors


2011
06.06

The Quilt My Mother-in-Law Made

We’ve pulled out the icky carpet — really, we should have pulled it out six years ago when we moved in — and painted the floors with porch paint. Honestly, we couldn’t restore the hardwood — the last owner did quite a number on the floors. It’s like he didn’t know how to use a drop cloth when he painted the walls. And, he sure didn’t read the directions on the side of the can of stain he experimented with. Really, there’s a reason we dubbed his work “The Kegger School of Home Improvement.”

Three rooms down, one to go! The Coach won’t let me touch his office, so we’ve moved onto the upstairs landing instead. We’ve pulled out the carpet, pulled up the staples, removed the tackboards that held the carpet down and cleaned it with mineral spirits. If The Coach ever gets done with school, he’ll be taking out the carpet on the stairs too. We’re going to have to replace a few boards in the stairs before we paint.

I hope to be carpet-free by August.