Archive for February, 2012

And I’m Off …


2012
02.27

… sort of. My bags are almost packed. My cat is washed. The library books have been returned. I still have to set up a couple things on the IPSA website and I need to finish backing up my computer. But then, I’ll be ready for my 21 day Louisiana road trip. Tomorrow, I’ll be driving through the back boonies of Kentucky and Tennessee — a 100 mile short cut that should put me in Jackson, MS, in time for dinner at my stepmama’s house. Wednesday, I’ll make my way to Lafayette, LA, where I’ll be staying at a guest house that is also a Cajun saloon.

Hopefully, the internet will be there too.

The Short, Sad Life of my Dog Chessie


2012
02.24

Chesapeake
RIP: February 23, 2012

This is the short, sad tale of Chesapeake, our black lab/golden retriever mix that we rescued from the local animal shelter seven years ago this coming summer. We had just bought a new house with a fenced in back yard and we wanted our little Jack Russell to have some company. We walked into the shelter looking for a puppy; instead, we returned home with a full grown – and relatively middle aged – dog. The folks at the shelter said he had been abandoned because he was always running away from home. That turned out to be a lie: our poor Chessie actually had epilepsy, something that we discovered about two months into his new life with us. By then, it was too late: we both loved the dog even though he tended to have seizures at the most inopportune times (Thanksgiving, football season) and in the most inopportune places (halfway out the back door – or like last week, at the top of the stairs when I was home alone with him).

Over the years, our vet managed to get Chessie’s epilepsy under control with phenobarbital. The seizures went away – for the most part – and Chessie had a good run of about five years before he started aging in the way that big dogs tend to do. His hips started going out on him and he started having problems getting up and down the stairs. Cold winters were the worst for him; last year, there were days when it took him ten minutes just to get up off the floor.

He also started having what The Coach and I took to calling ‘roid rages. One minute, he’d be perfectly content, happy and wagging his tail. The next? He’d be snarling and snapping, usually at The Coach or one of the cats. There were a couple of times where I thought Chessie would take a chunk out of my husband, but for some reason, the dog always came around before something bad actually happened. I’ll admit, though, we stopped inviting friends and colleagues over for dinner shortly after Chessie had one of his rage episodes with The Coach’s mother in the room.

He wasn’t a perfect dog, and sometimes he was hard to live with, but damn it, he was my dog and I loved him. Chessie was always very sweet and very protective of me. He was our best dog when it came to traveling and he made both a good foot warmer and vacuum cleaner. Chessie kept the door knockers away and he was very, very good at entertaining Lady Bird when she was a puppy.

Last night, however, Chessie’s reprieve from death came to an end when he inadvertently committed suicide. That’s right: my dog died of an overdose. In a way it’s my fault, although The Coach maintains that it was just a series of unfortunate accidents that started when I picked up a refill of the dog’s pills so The Coach wouldn’t have to do it while I was gone. When I came home, I left my purse on the coffee table – something I have done hundreds of times before without any kind of problem. Sure, Chessie has raided the trash a time or two (or twenty, but who is really counting at this point?). And yes, once he ate all of the fried okra that I had left on the kitchen counter, but never has the dog touched my purse.

You can probably tell where I am going with this.

Yesterday, while I was upstairs working on my book project – about five hours after I had dropped my purse on the coffee table – Chessie was downstairs killing himself. The dog chewed a hole in my purse to get to two lip balms, a couple of purple felt tip pens … and his bottle of meds. In the two hours I was upstairs, he managed to chew through the bottle and eat 39 (58.5 grains/grams/whatever it’s measured in) of phenobarbital. By the time I came downstairs, the dog was almost unconscious. In the time it took The Coach to get home from work, I tried to make him barf three times using hydrogen peroxide like the vet told me to do, but it was really just too late.* He was comatose by the time The Coach got home and by the time we got him to the emergency vet, he was barely breathing.

Considering the dog’s age, his myriad health problems, and the fact that his prognosis was not overly good, we did the kindest thing we could: we put him to sleep. We were with him when the vet put him down, although I expect that he probably didn’t know it. In the end, as my friend D. said “he’s having fun running around with good hips and no seizures in doggie heaven.” And, even if you don’t believe in God or Heaven or Religion, at least the poor dog is no longer suffering.

The folks at the emergency animal hospital were very kind and helped us arrange for the dog’s cremation. We’ll eventually bury his remains under the tree in our backyard where he used chase squirrels and our former neighbor’s cat Oliver.

RIP, Chesapeake.

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On Needy Animals


2012
02.20

Example of a Bad Research Assistant
See all those papers? Those are government reports with my notes on them. Sigh.

I think it’s about time for me to run away from home. Over the past two weeks, my critters have become increasingly needy. Every time I sit down at the computer, little Birdie wants to climb into my lap. Patton wants to lay on my reading notes, or around the back of the computer, or basically anywhere that is inconvenient. And, god forbid if I try to move him — he actually bit me the other day for disturbing him. Oy! If I try to work downstairs, I end up sharing the couch with all three dogs, plus a couple of cats. Pyewacket is especially jealous of my government reports and has knocked them off the coffee table a time or two.

I think it’s some kind of conspiracy to keep me from making full professor.

In fact, the only good critters — aside from the hermit crabs who are, well, enclosed in a tank — are Clara and Sheldon. Clara’s been too sick to be pesky and has been hiding in my closet — maybe she doesn’t want anyone to see her in her balding glory? And Sheldon, well, maybe he just honors the sanctity of the research bubble?

When I get back from my overnighter to Bloomington — Ph.D. Movie, here I come! — I am going to have to evict all of the critters from my office so I can finish getting my notes in my computer before I leave for Louisiana. Government reports are just too heavy to haul around (even if I *am* driving) and I don’t want to schlep a bunch of hardback history/geography/political science books in and out of guest houses/friend’s houses/hotel rooms. I suspect I’ll be spending a good chunk of time sitting at D.’s kitchen table drinking good coffee (or Bobby Margaritas?) and writing. The rest of the trip, however? More research.

BTW, after I finish reading this last government report — well, the last one I have printed out — I am putting the brakes on the research reading. I’m starting to see the same stuff over and over again so I think I may have hit critical mass. My next goal, after getting all the notes in my computer, is to start dumping things into my master outline while coding newspaper articles. Oh Joy! Oh Happiness! Oh, Flashbacks to my Dissertation!

21


2012
02.16

21 Years Today
I don’t think we look old enough to have been married that long!

I am alive


2012
02.14

Poor neglected blog … I just haven’t had anything to write about as of late. Seriously, when you go for days without seeing anyone aside from your spouse and your critters, life can be a little big, well, boring. I guess that what sabbaticals are supposed to be like: you sit in front of your computer all day (or, alternately, in bed reading research all day). I will tell you that over the past couple of weeks (has it been that long?), I had to deal with a balding cat and food poisoning. Yeah, I was pretty miserable, hugging the toilet at 2 a.m. last Friday, swearing that I would never eat lobster pasta again. And black pasta? Forget about it. My poor husband was a real champ in this situation. He cleaned out my car (don’t ask), washed my dress clothes (three times), and mopped up the bathroom for me. I haven’t been that sick since I got food poisoning in the Gatwick airport over 10 years ago.

As for the balding cat: She is allergic to the world. And, even though she doesn’t have many teeth, she can sure bite when she doesn’t want to take a pill.

Fortunately — for you, for me, for the blog — I do have some cool things coming up. At the end of the month, we have concert tickets. Then I am leaving for a three week stint in Louisiana. Granted, I won’t be able to blog for some of the trip — my friend D. is sheltering me for free in exchange for my beer-selling services at the Great Gator Race — but I will take lots and lots of pictures. As soon as I get back from the swamplands, The Coach is taking off for D.C. with his mock trial/moot court (I can never remember which one it actually is) for a national competition. When he gets back, I’m headed to South Bend for a conference. Then, as soon as I get back, we are hitting the road for South Carolina. Originally, we were going to New Mexico, but after spending all this time on the road, neither one of us was up for that long ass drive. Instead, Santa Fe has been deferred until this summer.

As for the research: It was coming along quite nicely until the Lobster-Barfing Incident of 2012. I haven’t done a thing since last Thursday. What can I say? I was either curled up in bed or walking around the house like an old lady. The one exception is that I made The Coach take me grocery shopping on Sunday when he got back from his Grown Ass Man’s Football Camp down in the Music City.

And, he persuaded me to buy the iPad that I have been drooling over for a while now.

So, today, I will have to kick it back in gear and get some research done. I have several goals to hit between now and Leap Year: get the rest of my reading notes in my computer, finish deconstructing my dissertation, get my story board into narrative format, finish reading that one last ILL book, get my research agenda for the trip finished up, and pack.