Posts Tagged ‘sabbatical’

Days of Fun


2012
06.28

Otherwise known as:
The Traveling Ph.D.’s Broke A$$ Staycation Plan

Friday, June 29: Beat the heat by going to Holiday World

Saturday, June 30: Melt in the heat by going to ROMP

Sunday, July 1: Church picnic and bridal shower. Magic Mike, here we come!

Monday, July 2: The Great Canning Experiment Begins!

Tuesday, July 3: Day trippin’ to Louisville.

Wednesday, July 4: BBQ and Beer in the Backyard.

Thursday, July 5: Day trippin’ to Nashville.

Monday, July 9: Grrls Write Club.

Wednesday, July 11: James Taylor, the music of my childhood.

Reports


2012
05.15

Oh holy hell. I have to sit down and write the final report for my grant and for my sabbatical leave. I thought about writing:

“I, The Traveling Ph.D., thought deep thoughts about public policy for about eight weeks. I then realized that I was working too hard, so I drank some beer, read some mysteries, and started — but did not complete — a latch hook project. Oh, and I slept. A lot, in fact. And I watched TV. Thought about putting in a garden, but didn’t clean my house. Tried to go to the beach, but ended up sitting through a bunch of baseball games. Well, two games. Drank more beer. Saw a lot of Tuesday matinees and ate a lot of free movie house popcorn. All in all, a good leave.”

Somehow, I don’t think anyone else would find that funny. Probably, I’d never get another sabbatical. So, I guess it’s a good thing that I actually kept a spreadsheet that tracked my research activities. And, now that I am looking at them, I am feeling pretty damned self-congratulatory:

I wrote and presented conference papers at two conferences, one in January, one in March.

I was elected President of our state organization during the March conference.

I did three weeks’ of field work in Louisiana.

I worked out the research methodology for this big ass project.

I “story-boarded” my book on my corkboard.

I deconstructed the first three chapters of my dissertation.

I developed a 40 page outline for the book.

I integrated the feedback from three peers into the outline.

I sorted my big blue bucket of stuff that I collected the last time I did field work.

I started sorting the ~1TB of data I have collected for this project (scary!)

I made eight tables (some still in progress) for the book.

I set up my coding spreadsheet for my newspaper data.

I set up my coding spreadsheet for mapping my policy subsystem — and have already coded 273 distinct contacts

I developed a 9-page timeline — but still have more to go.

I entered the notes for 68 books, government reports, journal articles and newspaper articles into my OneNote notebook.

I read 49 books, government reports and journal articles — plus I started a 50th book.

I started my PHC conference paper — which is also the initial draft of one of the first chapters of my book manuscript (22 pages done so far, including 34 footnotes!).

I joined a Grrls Write Club for summer “kick-in-the-butt” support.

This doesn’t count all the times I was asked to do something chair-related via email or the three times I was hauled onto campus to do even more stuff. It also doesn’t count the time I spent developing my summer course. Or the time I wasted interviewing for an internal position that I didn’t get.

So, yes, I did drank beer, go on vacation, sleep late, watch TV, go to to lots of movies, and play with my critters.

But, damn, I deserved it.

Sabbatical: By the Books


2012
05.10

Because reading is what I do …

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Sabbatical, As Told by T-Shirts


2012
05.09

The first t-shirt of my sabbatical
February 2: A nod to Firefly

You know how some people order tons of “As Seen on TV” stuff when they can’t sleep at night. Me? I go for the $10 RIPT t-shirts. What can I say? I have obviously become a t-shirt connoisseur over my sabbatical. Either that, or I have started to channel my inner Sheldon Cooper.

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10 Things


2012
05.08

Going to Lafayette, Louisiana?
If so, you should totally stay here!

Here are the 10 things I learned during my spring sabbatical:

Never eat shellfish the night before an interview. You will probably end up puking in your car.

Always stay in guesthouses with saloons in them, especially in Louisiana. Music every night!

The local movie theatre gives away free popcorn on Tuesdays.

Five cats, two dogs, one lap: This is not conducive to peace and harmony among your pets.

Starbucks is not a good place to concentrate once the high schools let out for the day.

No matter how many Mega Millions tickets you buy, the odds are never in your favor.

Sleep is not over rated, but insomnia is.

It doesn’t matter if you have 10 or 100 channels: Daytime TV sucks eggs.

Don’t pick up the phone during the day. It will be the car dealership trying to buy back your Mustang.

It might be fun to be a professional Scrabble player, but if you can’t win at Words with Friends, then you will probably starve.

The Last Day


2012
05.07

And I suspect my sabbatical will go out with a whimper, not a bang, seeing how I have to report to work at 8 a.m. for a 10 hour day of meetings, meetings, and — wait! — more meetings. Fortunately for me, I don’t have much left to do when it comes to setting up my DE class. Right now, however, I am retiring back to bed with a book for an hour or so …

In Which I Set a Schedule


2012
04.23

I’ve been intellectually lazy for the past few weeks … I’ve worked my way through all 18 of the numbered Stephanie Plum mysteries, I’ve rewatched Firefly, and I’ve almost finished my latch hook rug for The Coach’s office. I’ve slept in late and stayed up late. And, of course, there have been those pesky interruptions from ye ol’ office: I had to review budget proposal and cast my vote, I had to sign and return my summer teaching contract, and I even finished writing my summer syllabus. Now, however, I find that I need to finish a conference paper and get back to work on the Big Book Project. I thought I’d get some work done today — and I did do a little free writing — but now I think I just want to crash on the couch, read the Sue Grafton novel that I checked out from the library, and watch tonight’s episode of Bones.

Since my sabbatical is coming to an end, I’m going to give into my “badder” (get it?) angels and walk away from the computer. That means, I need to set a schedule for the rest of this week. That conference paper deadline has crept up on me. Seriously, the conference isn’t until the middle of June, but the paper is due May 1. Oy! So, here we go:

Tuesday: Get up. Take freewriting notes and edit into a more coherent start to the methods/analytical framework for the book. Go to the mid-day matinee and eat my free popcorn. Come home. Make red beans and rice. Watch my Tuesday night shows.

Wednesday: Get up. Start filling in my preliminary outline for the conference paper. Attend ERA meeting. Run to campus and sign contract for next year’s IPSA conference. Come home. Make boudin. Watch my Wednesday night shows.

Thursday: Get up. Work on conference paper. Bang head against wall. Make pork chops for dinner. 

Friday: Get up. Work on conference paper. Whine about how sabbatical is coming to an end. Go to dinner with a friend. See local production of The Laramine Project.

Saturday: Sleep. Go to library for more Sue Grafton books. Work on conference paper. Complain about how paper is going.

Sunday: Sleep. More conference paper. Make The Coach take me bowling or to the driving range or something like that.

Monday: Hopefully I will have my paper done by Monday so I can do nothing because …

Tuesday: Write up an article review. Go to campus for meeting. Spend rest of day being annoyed.

Officially, I am back on the clock on May 8th. If things work out for me, I am taking May 2-7 off to do nothing but sleep and play, sleep and cook, sleep and watch movies. Keep your fingers crossed for me.

On Needy Animals


2012
02.20

Example of a Bad Research Assistant
See all those papers? Those are government reports with my notes on them. Sigh.

I think it’s about time for me to run away from home. Over the past two weeks, my critters have become increasingly needy. Every time I sit down at the computer, little Birdie wants to climb into my lap. Patton wants to lay on my reading notes, or around the back of the computer, or basically anywhere that is inconvenient. And, god forbid if I try to move him — he actually bit me the other day for disturbing him. Oy! If I try to work downstairs, I end up sharing the couch with all three dogs, plus a couple of cats. Pyewacket is especially jealous of my government reports and has knocked them off the coffee table a time or two.

I think it’s some kind of conspiracy to keep me from making full professor.

In fact, the only good critters — aside from the hermit crabs who are, well, enclosed in a tank — are Clara and Sheldon. Clara’s been too sick to be pesky and has been hiding in my closet — maybe she doesn’t want anyone to see her in her balding glory? And Sheldon, well, maybe he just honors the sanctity of the research bubble?

When I get back from my overnighter to Bloomington — Ph.D. Movie, here I come! — I am going to have to evict all of the critters from my office so I can finish getting my notes in my computer before I leave for Louisiana. Government reports are just too heavy to haul around (even if I *am* driving) and I don’t want to schlep a bunch of hardback history/geography/political science books in and out of guest houses/friend’s houses/hotel rooms. I suspect I’ll be spending a good chunk of time sitting at D.’s kitchen table drinking good coffee (or Bobby Margaritas?) and writing. The rest of the trip, however? More research.

BTW, after I finish reading this last government report — well, the last one I have printed out — I am putting the brakes on the research reading. I’m starting to see the same stuff over and over again so I think I may have hit critical mass. My next goal, after getting all the notes in my computer, is to start dumping things into my master outline while coding newspaper articles. Oh Joy! Oh Happiness! Oh, Flashbacks to my Dissertation!

I am alive


2012
02.14

Poor neglected blog … I just haven’t had anything to write about as of late. Seriously, when you go for days without seeing anyone aside from your spouse and your critters, life can be a little big, well, boring. I guess that what sabbaticals are supposed to be like: you sit in front of your computer all day (or, alternately, in bed reading research all day). I will tell you that over the past couple of weeks (has it been that long?), I had to deal with a balding cat and food poisoning. Yeah, I was pretty miserable, hugging the toilet at 2 a.m. last Friday, swearing that I would never eat lobster pasta again. And black pasta? Forget about it. My poor husband was a real champ in this situation. He cleaned out my car (don’t ask), washed my dress clothes (three times), and mopped up the bathroom for me. I haven’t been that sick since I got food poisoning in the Gatwick airport over 10 years ago.

As for the balding cat: She is allergic to the world. And, even though she doesn’t have many teeth, she can sure bite when she doesn’t want to take a pill.

Fortunately — for you, for me, for the blog — I do have some cool things coming up. At the end of the month, we have concert tickets. Then I am leaving for a three week stint in Louisiana. Granted, I won’t be able to blog for some of the trip — my friend D. is sheltering me for free in exchange for my beer-selling services at the Great Gator Race — but I will take lots and lots of pictures. As soon as I get back from the swamplands, The Coach is taking off for D.C. with his mock trial/moot court (I can never remember which one it actually is) for a national competition. When he gets back, I’m headed to South Bend for a conference. Then, as soon as I get back, we are hitting the road for South Carolina. Originally, we were going to New Mexico, but after spending all this time on the road, neither one of us was up for that long ass drive. Instead, Santa Fe has been deferred until this summer.

As for the research: It was coming along quite nicely until the Lobster-Barfing Incident of 2012. I haven’t done a thing since last Thursday. What can I say? I was either curled up in bed or walking around the house like an old lady. The one exception is that I made The Coach take me grocery shopping on Sunday when he got back from his Grown Ass Man’s Football Camp down in the Music City.

And, he persuaded me to buy the iPad that I have been drooling over for a while now.

So, today, I will have to kick it back in gear and get some research done. I have several goals to hit between now and Leap Year: get the rest of my reading notes in my computer, finish deconstructing my dissertation, get my story board into narrative format, finish reading that one last ILL book, get my research agenda for the trip finished up, and pack.

A Theme for Every Day


2012
01.30

I feel like I have a “theme” for every day of this week! Check it out:

Methodology Monday I have “story-boarded” my theory and methods chapter and am pleased to find that my research questions and theory mesh quite well with the IAD framework. My next task for the day? “White-boarding” the back story for the book. This should drive the first few chapters of my project … which will probably stall out spectacularly when I hit the later chapters — I’m experiencing some kind of Academic PTSD, complete with flashbacks to my dissertation days, when it comes to coding newspaper articles. Ugh!

Tax Prep Tuesday Because, you know the house needs new gutters and I need money for my streamlined spring break. It will also be bill-paying, checkbook-balancing Tuesday because the paychecks will be in the bank.

Writing Like a Fool Wednesday Where I will gently revise my master outline thanks to feedback from The Coach and D. Plus, I promised myself earlier this month that I would start writing by February 1. This will probably be more methods/theory development — you know, translating storyboards and outlines into actual {GASP} paragraphs. I’m also to the point where I can write two general sections: ”Crazy Map Props for Wetlands” and “Political Carnival of Corruption” (just kidding, sort of …).

Travel Plannin’ Thursday I have to plan my Louisiana trip so I can get my peeps in the Travel Office to give me my grant monies up front to pay for my hotel rooms. I also need to plan the above mentioned Spring Break Trip. Boo and Yah!

Fun with Codin’ Friday I’ve learned that if you wait too long between coding sessions, it takes a huge amount of time to remember what the heck you were doing. It’s a good thing I’ve only coded 41 articles. I should probably start keeping notes on this, eh?

The ILL-A-Palooza Weekend Three ILL books are awaiting my attention. One looks browse-worthy, the others seem to be made of sterner stuff. Fortunately, I can do this kind of reading around things like roller derby and Super Bowl parties.

And one day next week will be Deconstruction of Dissertation Day. That will come after prepping and giving super-secret presentation (I’ll talk about that more later if good things come to pass.

Wrapped around all of this are the other tasks I am tackling … I am almost done typing up my reading notes from this summer and fall — a good thing because I need that material to flesh out the dissertation stuff. Then I have to start tackling all of the post-Katrina reports. And there’s the Bobby Jindal biography to read and the pretty picture book on wetlands and culture and the pile of articles on framing for the lit review (2 reams worth – my apologizes to the Goddess of the Trees) and … well all sorts of other fine stuff to mess with.

And now, to the Whiteboard my friends!